Love

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on
their new mobile phones.

The wife was a romantic type and a retired English Teacher of the Classics ....
The husband a retired Navy Chief was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: 
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile. 
If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."
The husband texted back to her: 
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

Ain't love grand

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