Ray and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower
and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ray says, 'Well,
shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive
stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of
Budweiser.Ray says,
'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?''Cooter's
wife gave it to me,' Ray replies.'That's
unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you a case of
beer?' 'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the
door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."She said, 'You must be mistaken... I'm not a widow.' Then I
said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are...'Some guys are good at that sensitive
stuff.
The Box
Every time I get this I think about how classy these two hillbillies are......... > > > When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, “I put a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In it were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. > She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there was such a box and with those contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, “I’m so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I ne...
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