A Farm kid joins the Marines

Heartwarming

Farm Kid Writes Home After
Joining The Marines. This Is Priceless.
A young farm kid wrote
home after joining the marines with this letter.

Dear Ma and
Pa:
I am well. Hope you are.
Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats
working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up
quick before all of the places are filled.
I was restless at first
because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am
getting used to it, so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and
Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth
your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to
pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically
nothing.
Men got to shave but it
is not so bad, there’s warm water. Breakfast is strong
on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc.,
but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak,
fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt
and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live
on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when
you get fed again. It’s no wonder these city boys
can’t walk much.
We go on “route
marches,” which the platoon sergeant says are long
walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it’s not my place
to tell him different. A “route march” is about
as far as to
our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and
we all ride back in trucks.
The sergeant is like a
school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the
school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and
frown. They don’t bother you none.
This next will kill Walt
and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting.
I don’t know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a
chipmunk head and don’t move, and it ain’t
shooting
at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is
lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don’t even
load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.
Then we have what they
call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with
them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break
real easy. It ain’t like fighting with that
ole bull at home. I’m about the best they got in this
except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake . I only
beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but
I’m only 5’6″ and 130 pounds and
he’s 6’8″ and near 300 pounds
dry.
Be sure to tell Walt and
Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this
setup and come stampeding in.
Your loving daughter,

Becky Lue


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