A Farm kid joins the Marines
HeartwarmingFarm Kid Writes Home AfterJoining The Marines. This Is Priceless.A young farm kid wrotehome after joining the marines with this letter.Dear Ma andPa:I am well. Hope you are.Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beatsworking for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join upquick before all of the places are filled.I was restless at firstbecause you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I amgetting used to it, so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt andElmer all you do before breakfast is smoothyour cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed topitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practicallynothing.Men got to shave but itis not so bad, there’s warm water. Breakfast is strongon trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc.,but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak,fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Waltand Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that liveon coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon whenyou get fed again. It’s no wonder these city boyscan’t walk much.We go on “routemarches,” which the platoon sergeant says are longwalks to harden us. If he thinks so, it’s not my placeto tell him different. A “route march” is aboutas far as toour mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet andwe all ride back in trucks.The sergeant is like aschool teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like theschool board. Majors and colonels just ride around andfrown. They don’t bother you none.This next will kill Waltand Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting.I don’t know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as achipmunk head and don’t move, and it ain’tshootingat you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do islie there all comfortable and hit it. You don’t evenload your own cartridges. They come in boxes.Then we have what theycall hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle withthem city boys. I have to be real careful though, they breakreal easy. It ain’t like fighting with thatole bull at home. I’m about the best they got in thisexcept for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake . I onlybeat him once. He joined up the same time as me, butI’m only 5’6″ and 130 pounds andhe’s 6’8″ and near 300 poundsdry.Be sure to tell Walt andElmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto thissetup and come stampeding in.Your loving daughter,Becky Lue

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