Sue the Bastards

A recent article in The Dominion Post reported that Nancy Pelosi has sued Wellington Hospital, claiming that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.
 
A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery.  All we did was correct his eyesight!”

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